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prinzes rülpsi ehrält hirmid auhc öfentlixh iene verwarung wgen shcadenfurede!

Dann verwarn ich euch auch, weil ihr mich verwarnt habt xD

Neeh das darfsu nich!!1

Und das sagt wer? xD

<- dre sagt das!1

ihr habt alle so dermaßen einen an der klatsche xDDDD

Nieder mit Spießern

ekln wir ullmuuh raus, die verwarnt alle

This is Jessl
Jessl is still a Virgin
She really wants to popp
But she hasn't anyone to popp
She begges the elfant to popp her
But he only laughs her out

Wieso nehmt ihr immer mich? .__.

This is Ropsl
Ropsl always cries. Poor Ropsl!
Then she was popped in her boob by an alien


This was love!

afer some time she gave birth to a baby
the baby was very ugly
so she called it.. mina
mina was stupid too
so ropsl had to give it away, too her sister ulla
ulla was a funny girl
but she learned little mina s lot of ulla-things
then, one day, they went to see ullas best friend, kari
kari was mean
poor baby mina

Mina ran away from Kari's house
Then she met a young man who's called Danny Jones
They fell in love
So they married
Minas mother Ropsl was alone, because her alien ran away
The alien has eaten Ropsl's hand so she still have only one hand
The people laughs at her

So Ropsl went on a journey
after some time she found her daughter mina
but there was a man with her!
when he saw ropsl, he fell in love with her
ropsl laught an mina
she and danny had very diiiiirty sex
befor they left mina alone
and went to their new house where they could have more diiiiirty sex

Then Mina cried a lot
Her man was away. What should she do?
Then she has an idea
She caught a horse and goes to her mother
"Give me my man back!", she screamed. "Otherwise you'll be dead!"
But this doesn't interrupt Ropsl. She has dirty sex
But hwat is that? It is the false man! It is Bill Kaulitz!!
They were very shocked

ropsl screamed a lot when she saw his tiny tail
she took him and threw him against the wall
bill was dead and everyone was happy
except of ropsl who was still shocked
"you", she said to her daughter, a knife in the hand
"i'll kill you if you'll tell somebody about this!"
but before, she cut off minas hand
so that ropsl had two again " , mina"
then she tourned round to search for her true love, taylor lautner

Ropsl went to America to see Taylor
But he was still dating Taylor Swift
That shocked Ropsl and she fight with Taylor Swift
But Swift was too weak and she died
Ropsl was very pleased
She went to Taylor and had sex with him
But Taylor was not pleased.
"Ropsl, you are so bad!", he screamed
"Get out of my face! I hadn't an orgasm! Give me blowjob!"
Und she did it

Zickenkrieg, Zickenkrieg, Ziiiiiiiiiiickenkriiiiiiiiiiiiiiieg

But at this moment comes Kari!
She was so in love with Marvin
She wants to him, so she went to his home and he plays something on his guitar.
Then they run away and married each other.
But at one night Kari saw Marvins "Little" friend.
But he wasn't little, he was very very big!
She falls in Ohnmacht and Marvin betete for her.
...And jetzt I haven't any idea mehr.

There was a young lady who's name was Mina
She was in love with the guitarist Danny Jones
One day, they met each other and fell in love

Her mother ropsl, who had two hands again
thougt that she had read these words already
but maybe mina
had found the true danny jones now..?

.. so it is. They live happily till they died

But there was still Ropsl who aready doesn't found the real love
She was so angry because of her lonely life
One day, she decided to be a man
She worked hard with a lot of training
And one day.. a Penis grows out of her body
Now she was a real man mith a penis

and then mina woke up
it was just a dream!
in reality, ropsl had already found her true love
it was.. the famous taylor lautner!
he loved her too, and the had a happy ever after

but back to mina..
nine months after she married danny, she found out that she was pregnant

I don't get what ur talking about xD

Mama Mia here i go again my my how can i resist you .__.